This guy has the biggest balls
i just have one question to ask you son
did she say yes?
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
IT’S THE REBELLION!
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
When the bae texts you to come over
there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless
I don’t know which face is more accurate
me as a sperm
Soggy Bottom Boys, I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow. (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou)